From tephyr@taconic.net Thu Jun 10 21:37:19 1999
Date: Thu, 10 Jun 1999 16:14:01 -0400
From: The Garden <tephyr@taconic.net>
To: Undisclosed.Recipients@mail.taconic.net
Subject: Sh!t Happens to Computers

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>Sh!t Happens to Computers
>
>Computer Science:
>There's a bug somewhere in this sh!tttttttttttttttttttttttttt
>
>Database:
>Where is that sh!t?
>
>Compiler:
>I don't care if it's sh!t, as long as it has semicolons in the right
>places.
>
>UNIX:
>Sh!t dumped.
>
>VAX/VMS:
>No Privilege for attempted sh!t.
>
>IBM/DOS:
>It's sh!t, but it's compatible.
>
>Windows:
>The same sh!t as DOS, only GUIer.
>
>X/Motif:
>That's another client's sh!t.
>
>PDP-11:
>It USED to be good sh!t...
>
>Cray:
>If this code weren't such a piece of sh!t, they wouldn't NEED a
>supercomputer...
>
>Macintosh:
>('nuff said)
>
>Pascal:
>Hey! That sh!t's the wrong type!
>
>C:
>It's sh!t, but it's efficient.
>
>C++:
>It's sh!t that's in a CLASS by itself.
>
>Assembler:
>0x000000: 53 68 69 74 20 48 61 70 70 65 6E 73 21
>
>Ada:
>It's a PACKAGE of sh!t, AND it's PRIVATE sh!t.
>
>Lisp:
>(defun Does_Sh!t_Happen(exp)(cond(t t)))
>
>Fortran:
>It's sh!t, but I don't know any better.
>
>Cobol:
>IT-IS-DEFINITELY-OLD-SH!T, BUT-IT'S-JOB-SECURITY.
>
>BASIC:
>It's sh!t.