RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD

TAOISM: Shit Happens
HARE KRISHNA: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Dong
HINDUISM: This Shit Happened Before
ISLAM: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage
ZEN: What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?
BUDDHISM: When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
CONFUSIANISM: Confusious Say: "Shit Happens"
7TH DAY ADVENTIST: Shit Happens On Saturday
PROTESTANTISM: Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder
CATHOLICISM: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: Knock, Knock. "Shit Happens"
UNITARIAN: What IS This Shit?
MORMON: Shit Happens Again & Again & Again
JUDAISM: Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?
RASTAFARIANISM: Let's Smoke This Shit