From doc@drscience.com Tue Jan 26 08:07:23 1999 Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1999 22:30:06 -0700 (MST) From: doc@drscience.com To: dr-science@listserv.direct.net Subject: Now What? Coming up from Dr. Science: Super Villains Where Electricity Goes Winged Ants Lungfish Burping Gilligan Effect Dear Doctor Science, So I got this job, and I got a life, now what am I supposed to do? -- Charles Wright from Minneapolis, MN Now the fun begins. Now you learn to clean house, pay your bills, feed yourself, and do all the things someone else did for you for so long. Sometimes it's fun, most of the time it's tolerable, at best. Maybe you could enhance your obviously stunted personality by cultivating some interest in the outside world. A hobby, reading, a musical instrument. That way, if you ever made a friend, you'd have something to talk about! Or you could be like me and become a hermit, contemptuous, lonely and proud of it. ------------- Each week he offers more scoops than Matt Drudge, yet Dr. Science is peeved. Drudge gets the National Press club invites and intimate sex life details while Dr. Science is left with real questions that beg to be answered. And the simple fact is that Dr. Science knows more Drudge! Help the Dr. Science cash flow - with your kind purchase of the Dr. Science Smug Pack, which includes an I KNOW MORE THAN YOU DO tee-shirt, audiotape and smug mug - all for $29.95 (plus $3 s/h). 800/989-3825 to charge by phone or email your order to steve@drscience.com Support the world's foremost authoritarian! ------------- Gold Star Question: I recently overheard two members of the young Republicans group here at work say that you had unmitigated gall. Is this true? If so, is it cleaner burning? Better for the environment? Should we all be using it? -- E. Coli from Lower G.I., CA ------------- Subscription questions - send a blank message to faq@drscience.com. Visit the Ask Dr. Science web site at sponsored by the fine folks at Mindspring. For info about advertising with Dr. Science, send a blank message to advertise@drscience.com. All Dr. Science material Copyright 1999 Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre. All rights reserved.