From tephyr@taconic.net Tue Jan  4 11:12:56 2000
Date: Mon, 3 Jan 2000 18:55:47 -0500
From: The Garden <tephyr@taconic.net>
To: Undisclosed.Recipients@mail.taconic.net
Subject: Computer-Style IQ Insults

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>COMPUTER-STYLE IQ INSULTS
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>His ISP doesn't have a DNS entry.
>
>His hard drive's gotten a little too fragmented.
>
>I don't think the factory got all the components
>installed.
>
>I think we're dealing with a major hardware conflict
>here.
>
>A couple extensions short of a working System folder.
>
>Oh, he's got the extensions, all right, but I think he
>needs to run Conflict Catcher on them real bad!
>
>Wrong cluster size; too much slack space on his hard
>drive.
>
>His RAM is more than just intermittently faulty.
>
>Not quite enough bandwidth on his neural network.
>
>Yeah, his Pentium's the one with the math bug in it.
>
>Naw, he still thinks 640K of RAM is fine for most
>apps.
>
>Yeah, I think someone zapped his PRAM.
>
>Yeah, his CD-ROM drive doesn't quite have the
>necessary transfer rate or the right drivers.
>
>Yeah, that was some wild party.  Trashed all his
>registers, and now he's doing a core dump!
>
>Naw, his video card doesn't support that many colors.
>
>Naw, his mouth and brain don't have a client/server
>relationship; it's more like two threads executing
>independantly.  The server process might die but in
>his case, it would be pretty hard to tell.