Subject: Silicon Chickens


WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

NT Chicken - Will cross the road in June; no, in August.  September for sure.

OS/2 Chicken - It tried to cross the road several times, and finally gave up.

Win `95 Chicken - You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but
cook it and it still tastes like... chicken.

Microsoft Chicken (TM) - It's already on both sides of the road.  And it just
bought the road.

Unix Chicken - There's no real reason to cross the road.  Just make a symbolic
link to the chicken anywhere you want it to be.

OOP Chicken - It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.

Assembler Chicken - First it builds the road...

C Chicken - It crosses the road without looking both ways.

C++ Chicken - The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer
to him on the other side.

VB Chicken - USHighways!TheRoad cross (aChicken)

Delphi Chicken - The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the
other side.

Java Chicken - If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will
download a chicklet to the other side.

Web Chicken - Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.

Gopher Chicken - Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.

Newton Chicken - Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry
it across the road in your pocket.

Cray Chicken - Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it
in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.

Quantum Logic Chicken - The chicken is distributed probabilistically on all
sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your course.

Lotus Chicken - Don't you dare try to cross the road the same way we do!

Mac Chicken - No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the
road, so there's no way to tell it to.