We all know those cute little computer symbols called 
"emoticons", where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. 
Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. 
Well, how about some "ass cons"?


  Here goes:

          (_!_)      a regular ass

          (__!__)    a fat ass


          (!)        a tight ass


          (_._)      a flat ass


          (_^^_)      a bubble ass


          (_*_)      a sore ass


          (_!__)     a lop-sided ass 


          {_!_}      a swishy ass


          (_o_)      an ass that's been around 


          (_O_)     an ass that's been around even more 


          (_x_)     kiss my ass


          (_X_)     leave my ass alone 

          (_zzz_)    a tired ass


          (_o^^o_)   a wise ass


          (_E=mc2_)   a smart ass


          (_13_)     an unlucky ass 


          (_$_)     Money coming out of his ass 


          (_?_)   Dumb Ass



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                 o                      o                    *o
               .o                       o                      'o
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               o                         o                        o. 
              o                          o                         o
             o                          \o/                         o 
             o                         --0--                        o 
             o.                         /o\                          o 
             o                           o                           o 
             o                           o                           o 
             o                           o                          oo 
             oo                         o                          oo 
              oo.                       oo                        oo
               'ooo.                  .oo.                     ooo 
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                  o.         """"""    oo       """""        .o
                 'o                     oo                    o'  
                 *o                     oo                   o 
                  'o                     o                   o 
                   o                     o                   o 
                   o                     o                  o 
                    o                    o                 o
                    o                    o                 o 
                    o                    o                 o 
                    o                    o                 o 


You have been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next 
hour And you will be blessed with people laughing at your 
e-mail.  Happy e-mooning!!!

This is NOT a chain letter, so if you don't mail it out, you 
won't have bad luck.  (But who wouldn't want to e-moon a friend?)