THE T-SHIRTS OF H2K2

Found by The Cheshire Catalyst

What follows consists of the the text, or text descriptions of T-shirts
seen at the HOPE 2002, or H2K2 conference held in New York City 2002 July 12 - 14. 
They are in no particular order.


Go away, or I will replace you with a very small shell script. (thinkgeek.com)

White Hat - Black Heart

WTF?

Vote Republican - It's easier than thinking.

Picture of blowfish: So long, and thanks for all the passwords.

i (heart) perl

I (heart) Satan  (no, despite popular opinion, these were two seperate shirts)

(Caffeine Molecule)

Nerds 'R' Us

RTFM

TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION (in very large letters)
(On the back: Small picture of the Linux penguin, Tux)

McMicrosoft - What do you want to eat today? 
(Back: Broken Brain)

Scan my network and die.

#!Perl is my bitch

reenignE esreveR (Reverse Engineer, backwards)

And God said, (Long mathematical equation), And there was light!
(Maxwell's Equation)

#!usr/bin/girl

UN*X is sexy

Copyleft.net

Forget 15 minutes of FAME - How about 5 minutes of TRUTH? (freethemedia.org)

got DeCSS?

Connection closed by foriegn host. *

Hit any key to continue (Duck holds a sledge hammer over his head, about 
to strike the keyboard)

Chicks dig Unix (thinkgeek.com)

(lines of math) - Just an algorythm (RSA)

EFF Logo.  http://eff.org
(back) Online freedom doesn't just happen. 

The internet is full - GO AWAY *

Ask me about your network.

Duke of URL (duke.jeph.net)

Beer Delivery Guy (w/Miller Beer logos)

Talk nerdy to me (jinx.biz)

One by one, the penguins steal my sanity.
(this was NOT a Linux shirt, but the fellow wore it anyway
as if it were)

I have the power to destroy you.

I live in my own little world, But it's OK... they know me here.

/usr/local/fuck_off

O'Really book cover: Considering Black Operations

Y3K - Long Range Planning Committee

BAD RELIGION: How could Hell be any worse?

(IP Headers Cheat Sheet - upside down so the wearer can read it) SANS.com

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

Geek (inside female symbol, and worn by a woman) *

(Windows Logo) - Know your enemy.

I am a circumvention device - forbbidden by 17 USC 1201(a)(2). 
Do not manufacture me, import me, offer me to the public, provide me, 
or traffic in me, or any part of me. You have been warned.  (ThinkGeek.com) 
(back is 1201(a)(2) of the USC)

ur site sux (sykospark.net)

Vacuums suck

Code Warriors

My cat can beat up your cat.

Evil Inside (in the shape of an Intel logo)

Will work for bandwidth.

There are only 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary,
and those who don't.  (thinkgeek.com)

(written multiple times, as if on a blackboard) 
I will not instigate revolution, 
I will not instigate revolution, 
I will not ...

Hacker Inside (Intel logo style - Phreaknic 1998)

Never underestimate the power of stupid people.

BONDAGE, No Pain, No Gain

iMaciavellian,Think dissident (www.ntk.net - In jokes for outcasts)

Script Kiddies are Weenies

Copyright Infringement is your best entertainment value.

My other computer is a Linux system.

Front: Agnes Scott College. 
Back: Not A Girls School Without Men, But A Women's College Without Boys.

I'm not crazy! But the voices in my head are %#$!en nuts!!

Genuine Imitation